Oh No She Didn't

The morning after the lilacs: I slipped out of THE CARPENTER's apartment and he whispered, "You have a good day, little lady. Call ya later."

By the end of that week, THE CARPENTER had still not called, but played at the club where I work. I asked how he was doing, and he just said, "I'll tell ya about it later."

But he didn't need to tell me. Outside the club, I heard thunder strike and turned around to see MEDUSA [his ex] approaching.

MEDUSA's reputation precedes her - she's usually described as "scary." She is 7 inches shorter than myself, with brown hair down to her ass and the biggest breasts you've ever seen on a child-body. Her eyes are clear blue and she doesn't smile much. She'd be cute if she wasn't so fucking terrifying.

The surrounding crowd looked on in horror/excitement as she put her hand on my arm and her eyes burned up into mine. As much as I wanted to be the bigger person, I knew I was about to stoop to crazybitch level. This happened:

HER: I know what you did.
ME: What?
HER: (rubbing my arm) I feel sorry for you.
ME: Are you touching me?
HER: (rubbing my arm some more) I know what is going on.
ME: Bitch, I'm gonna make you cry if you don't stop touching me.

I then searched the club and found THE CARPENTER and threatened his life.