I will go to see PIZZA [TV guy] in a few days. We discuss the trip often and have had fun laying out the weekend’s most awkward moments. For instance, we have made First Kiss Rules:
1) It will happen in the airport (of course).
2) We cannot run towards each other. No running!
3) Yelling/waving in an embarrassing manner from far away is acceptable (encouraged?).
4) Crying, doe-eyes, and other displays of romantic emotion are not acceptable at the airport
pickup (dropoff rules TBD).
5) A moment must be allowed for me to put down my bag (stand on it? he’s is very tall).Then
we hug (butt touching is allowed for humor’s sake).
6) No talking until after kiss.
7) We must not smash our faces together at high speed like in movies.
8) He will not grab my face and pull it towards him. I initiate kiss.
9) Once first kiss commences, dirty things follow, despite public location & bad lighting.
10) No hand-holding at any time.
